10 Cowboy jokes to laugh ya clean outta town…

Most cowboy jokes are either very rude or not funny, but I’ve gathered together a few that make me laugh without making me blush much. Some of the funniest of them.

Cowboy jokes to laugh ya clean outta town…

10 – Ever Have An Accident?

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.
“Ever have an accident?”
“Nope, nary a one.”
“None? You’ve never had any accidents.”
“Nope. Ain’t had one. Never.”
“Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?”
“Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.”

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