If you’re looking to tickle your funny bone or your chicken bone then you’re sure to get a chuckle or snort from some of these farmer jokes. Doesn’t matter if you just rode in on the tractor after milking some cows, or you’re sitting in your fancy city home in your fancy city chair. You can bet your horses behind that you will at least smile at these 11 Farmer Jokes.
Old ranch owner
Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.
“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.
“Well,” replied old John, “There’s my ranch hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90 percent of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.”
“That’s the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,” says the agent.
“That would be me,” replied old rancher John.