12 Best Cow Jokes That Will Have You LOL-ing All Day

3 – The Cow Runs Away

A little boy visits his farmer grandpa and watches him milk the cows.
The next day one of the cows runs away and grandpa is really upset about it.
“Don’t worry, Grandpa,” says the boy helpfully, “she can’t have gone very far with an empty tank.”

My point…

Marry a virgin