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12 Genie Jokes You Wish You Knew Before

#8 Make a wish

The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries.
Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!”
Immediately her wish was granted.
The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!”
Immediately her wish too, was granted.
Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”

#7 Shaving Can Be Dangerous

A man named Benny meets a genie who grants him three wishes. Benny wishes for a fine house, a beautiful wife, and a million dollars.
The genie grants his wishes, but warns him that can never shave his beard, or he will be turned into an urn. Benny enjoys his life for many years, but his lovely wife doesn’t like his beard and asks him to shave it off. Though afraid of the genie’s prophesy, Benny shaves his beard, and is immediately turned into an urn.

THE MORAL: A BENNY SHAVED IS A BENNY URNED!

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