Marriage in Walter’s eyes
Jeff: So what is marriage to you, anyway?
Walter: Marriage is like a Slurpee.
Jeff: A Slurpee?
Walter: Yeah. At first, you take a couple of sips and say, “boy, this is pretty good. I’m glad I did this.” Then you keep drinking and it goes right to your head, “Ow Ow Ow. What was I thinking? Somebody kill me please!”
Jeff: Yeah, but it eventually stops hurting.
Walter: Yeah then you’re stupid enough to take another freaking sip.