15 Best New Year’s Jokes to Kick off 2020

New year, new jokes. There’s nothing funny about not keeping your New Year’s resolution to be the life of the party, so we’ve compiled the best jokes on the planet to help you be the most hilarious human being possible. Losing weight? Exercising more? Boring resolutions for lame brains. Being funny? Telling the best jokes?

Best New Year's Jokes to Kick off 2020

Now that’s a resolution for winners. So strap on your party hat and get ready to be the best joke slinger of the next year, decade and century. Frankly, these jokes are so good, they might be the last resolution you ever make.


An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
-Bill Vaughan

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