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#8 Nursing Home vs Cruising

I recently compared the cost of living in nursing homes vs cruise ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked cruise ship reservations and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day.
1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day for 10 meals or room service (breakfast in bed every day of the week).
2. The cruise ship swimming pools, a workout room, free washers and dryers, and shows every night.
3. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.
4. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
5. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.
6. T.V. broken, light bulb out? Everything plus clean sheets and towels every day.
7. If you fall and break you hip: nursing home/Medicare. Cruise ship/upgrade to a suite forever.
Yep, Cruising is for me!

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