#1 In a big hurry
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
“I want a tooth pulled out, and I don’t want Novacaine because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible and we’ll be on our way.”
The dentist was quite impressed.
“You’re certainly a courageous woman.” he said. “Which tooth is it?”
The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”