#12
An old woman was shopping for a Thanksgiving turkey, but couldn’t find one big that was big enough. She finds the stock boy and asks him “Do the turkey’s get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied “No ma’am, they’re dead”.
#11
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed the whole family!
#10
Q: When did the Pilgrims first say, “God bless America?”
A: The first time they heard America sneeze.
