The ABC’s
Wilfred had just learned his ABC’s and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began, “A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.”
His teacher said, “Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot P. Where’s the P?”
He replied,” It’s running down my leg.”
