#9 What’s the deal?
A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender, “What’s the deal with the meat?”
The bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar.
The man responds, “No thanks, the steaks are too high.”