#15 Buying a horse
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses legs and rump, and chest…
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I am buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”
Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”
