These number jokes will have your friends or family laughing out loud. You may even be able to guess some of the answers as you go.
#16 Lucky Number
A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, trusts the number 5.
One day a friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 55,555.00 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.
Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth.
#15 7 Up
If you see someone doing a crossword, say to them “7 Up is lemonade”.
#14 A quarter
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
Computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.