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16 Funny Number Jokes And Puns That Will Make You Smile, Easy As Pi

#8 PI

Inside one in every 3.14 onions is an opinion.

#7 Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number.
You answered the wrong telephone.

#6 Know your limits

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second one orders half a beer.
The third one orders a fourth of a beer.
The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”

#5 10 die

Q: Why did 10 die?
A: He was in the middle of 9/11.

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