#8 PI
Inside one in every 3.14 onions is an opinion.
#7 Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number.
You answered the wrong telephone.
#6 Know your limits
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second one orders half a beer.
The third one orders a fourth of a beer.
The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”
#5 10 die
Q: Why did 10 die?
A: He was in the middle of 9/11.