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16 Funny Number Jokes And Puns That Will Make You Smile, Easy As Pi

#4 Aye aye!

A pirate captain asks his first mate “Find out what be the Roman numeral for the two”
“Aye aye! ” responds the first mate

#3 Memory Lane

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.

#2 500 in Roman

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals I M LIVID

#1 Number Jokes

A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells, “Number twelve!”
The whole cell block breaks out laughing.
A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, “Number four!”
Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing.
The new guy asks his cellmate what’s going on. “Well,” says the older prisoner, “we’ve all been in this here prison for so long, we all know the same jokes. So we just yell out the number instead of saying the whole joke.”
So the new guy walks up to the bars and yells, “Number twenty-nine!”
This time the whole cell block rocks with the loudest laughter, prisoners rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. When the guffaws die down, the bewildered new guy turns to the older prisoner and asks, “How come you guys were laughing so hard this time?”
“Oh,” says the older man wiping tears from his eyes, “we’d never heard that one before.”

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