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18 Grandparent Jokes That Will Make You Giggle

#4 Ashes into a diamond

My grandpa’s last wish was that when he died, we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.

#3 Organs Shift With Age

My grandpa said he was built upside down.
He said his nose runs and his feet smell.

Anything you want

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