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18 Grandparent Jokes That Will Make You Giggle

#2 Anatomy Is Important

My dear old grandmother always used to say the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach.
That’s why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon.

#1 Grandson

There was a grandpa sitting on his porch, rocking in his chair, and chewing on a piece of grass, on a beautiful sunny morning. Down the road comes his grandson, a little ‘slow’, carrying some chicken wire.
Old man says ‘hey junior, whatcha gonna do with that there chicken wire?
The boy answers “Well grandpa, Im gonna catch me some chickens”.
The grandpa laughs, shakes his head, and dozes off. Next thing you know, back comes his granson with a whole bunch of chickens under his arm. The grandpa shakes his head and wonders.
Next day, the grandpa is rocking on his porch, and sure enough his grandson comes down the road, carrying 2 rolls of duct tape. The old man says “hey junior, whatcha gonna do with that duct tape?”
The boy replies, “well grandpa, Im gonna catch me some ducks”.
The grandpa laughs again, shakes his head and dozes off. Next thing dont ya know his grandson comes back with a whole bunch of ducks under his arm. Now the grandpa is like wow, ok, he is lucky I guess.
The next day, the grandpa is rocking away looking down the street and here comes his grandson again. The grandpa says ” hey junior, whatcha got under your arm there?”
The boy answers, “well grandpa, I got me some pussy willows”.
The grandpa gets up quick off his chair and yells, “hold on junior, let me get my coat.”

Anything you want

Little Johnny Goes Fishing