18 Halloween Jokes That Will Just About Kill You

Halloween is almost here, and people up and down the country are preparing their most ghoulish outfits for a night of trick or treating.
But if the horror all gets a little bit too much for you, here’s something light to keep you smiling: some good, some scarily bad!


Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween.


Two ghosts walk into a bar, the bartender said. “Sorry but we don’t serve spirits.”


Bill: Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
McKenzie: Why?
Bill: It didn’t have a haunting license.

Beware of dog

It must look funny