#6
Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
A: A: You use a pumpkin patch!
#5
As I was waiting in the Doctor’s office the day after Christmas I accidentally overheard a conversation between the desk employee and another patient on the phone.
Employee: “Ma’am the Doctor’s office will be closed for the next few days due to the snow storm headed into town. Would you please choose a date to reschedule? Would sometime next week be fine?
I could hear the patient on the phone getting upset and not wanting to change her appointment.
Trying to be as polite as he could, the employee began again: “But ma’am when you show up this week for your appointment no one will be here because of the snow storm.”
I then heard yelling from the woman on the line before she abruptly hung up. The employee shook his head in disbelief. Trying to make his day a little better I said, “You would think after Christmas people would have a better attitude.”
Employee: “She’s more Halloween than Christmas!”
#4
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?”
The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”
