#9 Windy, isn’t it?
Three old retired guys were playing golf one day. Each of them had started to suffer from hearing loss as they got older.
The first old guy says to the second, “Windy, isn’t it?”
“No,” replies the second guy, “it’s Thursday.”
At which point the third old guy says, “So am I. Let’s have a beer.”
#8 Government retiree
Q: What does a government retiree miss most about not having a job?
A: Not being able to fake being sick two or three times a month.
#7 Special sixty-five
Q: What is so special about the age sixty-five?
A: You finally have enough experience and then have to retire!
