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20 Dark Humor Jokes That Are Not For the Faint of Heart

#7 Don’t eat anything fatty

I went to see the doctor today and he said to me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
I said, “What – no bacon or sausages or burgers or anything?”
He said, “No fatty, just don’t eat anything.”

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