20 Hilarious Food Jokes For Anyone to Enjoy

Most humans love food. Whether it’s through cooking, dining, picnicking or celebrating, most folks use food to mark the milestones and stepping stones of life. So, mix in the right words and a little humor with your appetite and you’ve got a recipe for a good laugh. Below you’ll find 20 hilarious jokes about food.

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#20 When I was a boy…

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive…
It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.

#19 Food, family, and philosophy

A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, so went to his father for advice. “My son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy.”
The boy picks up his date and they stare at each other for a long time. The boy’s nervousness builds, but he then asks:
“Do you like potato pancakes?”
“No,” comes the answer, and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.
“Do you have a brother?”
“No.”
After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card: “If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?”

#18 How’s the Diet Going?

“How the diet going?”
“Not good, I had eggs for breakfast.”
“Scrambled?”
“No, chocolate.”

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