#4 Check Your Levels
A man enters the kitchen, opens the sugar box, looks inside and closes it.
He does it again and again. Why?
Because the doctor told him to check his sugar levels regularly.
#3
My friend thought he was being smart, and said “Onions are the only food that makes you cry”.
So I shoved a carrot up his a$$
#2
Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?
A. Wow, I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
#1
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
