#17
I would never cheat in a relationship,
because that would require two people to find me attractive.
#16
My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old.
Until she checked the freezer.
#15
I broke my finger last week.
In the other hand, I’m okay.
#14
You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.
#13
How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, they’re efficient and not very funny.
