24 of the Best ‘Lightbulb’ Jokes You’ve Never Heard!

If you’re like most people, you haven’t heard a good light bulb joke since you were in school. I’m about to change that! Here are 24 of the best lightbulb jokes ever written and I guaranteed you haven’t heard (most of) these!

24 of the Best ‘Lightbulb’ Jokes You’ve Never Heard!
Mark Rademaker

#24

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. They’re efficient and not very funny.

#23

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb has to want to change.

#22

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. With a step ladder. They’re short, not stupid.

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