#21
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just Juan
#20
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to wash his machine tools in a bathtub.
#19
How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What does it matter? It’s just going to go out again, anyway.