#3
How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
7; one to do it, and 6 to stand around saying “psh, I could do that.”
#2
How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3; one to change the bulb, and two to design the T-Shirts
#1 Two Watt Bulbs
A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier.
“Have you any two watt bulbs?”
“For what?”
“That’ll do, I’ll take two.”
“Two what?”
“I thought you didn’t have any.”
“Any what?”
“Yes please!”
