#21
“I am a master of fast calculations.”
“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”
“22!”
“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
“Might be, but it was fast!”
#20
Q: What’s black, red, black, red, black, red?
A: A zebra with a sun burn.
#19
A manager announces to his staff, “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!”
A voice in the background says, “I’m offering 200!”
