As the herd of cows were traveling, one of them was falling behind.
She shouted out to the others that she could not run any faster.
She shouted, “Slow down, my calves are killing me!”
My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3 am… can you believe it!?
Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his high water bill…
So I sent him a “Get ‘Well’ Soon” card.