Wife: “Look here Mike. See how Mary’s husband takes her to movies and dinner every week end. Why can’t you do that?”
Mike: “Sure dear, anything you say. Just make sure that Mary is free on the next week end.”
Teacher: “I hope I didn’t see you looking at Timmy’s test paper?”
Little Johnny: ”I hope you didn’t see me either!”
I never made a mistake in my life!
I thought I did once, but I was wrong.