25 Classic One-liners About Aging

No more being embarrassed about getting older. Hey, it’s just a fact of life. Once, you were a tiny baby who could barely take care of themselves…then you get older and you just don’t feel like taking care of yourself anymore.

25 Classic One-liners About Aging

Old folks have lived a long life. They deserve sitting back, letting other people do the work and hearing some good old fashioned funny jokes to make them smile. Just don’t get them laughing too hard…it might cause them to laugh so hard they forget to take their back pill.


When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.


I grew a beard thinking it would say “Distinguished Gentleman.” Instead, turns out it says, “Senior Discount, Please!”

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