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25 Classic One-liners About Aging

#17

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.

#16

He is so old that he gets nostalgic when he sees the Neolithic cave paintings.

#15

It’s strange to think 75 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has a car and only the rich own horses.

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