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25 Classic One-liners About Aging

#14

I’ve reached that point in my life where my train of thought usually leaves the station without me.

#13

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. – P.G. Wodehouse

#12

Now that I’m older I’ve realized the value of learning something new each day. I just wish I could remember it!

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The will to live