Valentine’s Day is all about spreading love. Whether you have a partner or not, you can celebrate this romantic day having fun. One of the best ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day is by sharing jokes that will make everyone’s stomach hurt with laughter.
Some of them you might want to pop them inside a card or if you’re feeling brave you could even try them out on your partner in person – so here are 30 of the funniest Valentine’s Day jokes to impress your other half this year.
Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A valentiny.
Q: Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A: What did the bat say to their Valentine? You’re fun to hang around with.
Q: Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart?
A: Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small!