#8
Q: What’s the most romantic part of a fork?
A: Its Valen-tines.
#9
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
#10
Q: What do owls say to declare their love?
A: Owl be yours!
#11 – This Ultimate Truth
Q: What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?
A: The day after, when all the candy is on sale.
