#12 – This Daring Man
My wife rang me at work on Valentine’s Day.
She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received bunches of flowers. They’re absolutely gorgeous.”
I said, “That’s probably why they’ve been sent flowers then.”
#13 – Whenever You Realize…
Last Valentine’s Day, my fiancée of four years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $5 million.
I wonder what she’s doing nowadays…
