A frog telephones a psychic

A frog telephones a psychic

A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

“Great” says the frog.

“Will I meet her at a party?”

“No,” replies the psychic. “Next year, in a biology class.”

Why am I so big...

Why am I so big…

Why are you so thirsty?

Why are you so thirsty?