A heck of a lot of Waynes

A single mum goes into the social security office and asks about her child benefit

“Okay, just a few details then,” says the clerk, “how many children do you have?”

“Ten.” she replies

“TEN! ” exclaims the official. “Good grief, well, you’d better give me their names then.”

“Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne.”

“They are all called Wayne? Isn’t that confusing.”

“Na. Makes life simple, if I need them to come in or eat their dinner I just shout Wayne and they all do it.”

“But,” says the perplexed official, “what if you need to single any of them out for any reason.”

“Oh well, that’s easy,” she replies unembarrassed, “I just use their surnames.”

Feeding a child in! Outrageous!

Won’t do that again!