A married couple

Fred and Freda, had been successfully smuggling native birds out of Australia to the United States for years.
Fred suggested they could double their earnings by smuggling some American wildlife on the return trips.
‘For example’ he said, ‘I’ve got a squirrel here and I am going to hide it by stuffing it down the front of my pants.’
‘And this is for you,’ he said, handing Freda a skunk. ‘That will bring big money in OZ. Stuff it down the front of your panties.’
Freda protested: ‘What about the smell?’
Fred shrugged his shoulders. ‘If it dies… it dies.’

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