Two men are having a pint in the bar, one says to the other;
“I’m getting thoroughly sick and tired of our dog.”
“Why?” says the other, “I thought he was a well behaved, intelligent dog?”
“Usually he is,” admits the first man, “but of late, he’s taken to chasing anyone on a bicycle.”
“Oh,” says the other,”so what are you going to do? Put him in dogs home? Sell him? Give him away?”
“Oh no,” says the first man, “Nothing so drastic – I’ll just take his bike off him.”
