Behind the wheel…

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the driver, he was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn, and yelled PULLOVER!”
“NO,” the woman yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”

Having a heart attack

That’s amazing!