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16 Of The Best Jokes To Keep You Merry This Christmas

Waiting for him

Santa comes down a chimney, but finds a gorgeous brunette waiting for him, wearing the sexiest lingerie imaginable. “Santa,” she purrs, “can you stay for a while?”
“Ho, ho ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to deliver toys to children, you know!” She comes close, starts playing with his beard, whispers in his ear, “Santa, do you have any gift you would like to give me?”
“Ho, ho, ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to spread Christmas Cheer, you know!”
She takes off her straps, giving Santa a view of her breasts. “Santa, are you sure there’s no gift you like to leave?”
“Hey hey hey, might as well stay. I can’t get up the chimney this way!”

The will to live

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