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16 Of The Best Jokes To Keep You Merry This Christmas

All the Presents

It’s Christmas morning and after all the gifts are unwrapped Little Johnny ask the following qeustion, “Mother, where did all these pretty toys come from?”
Mother: “Johnny, Santa brought all of them.”
Johnny: “Did he bring everything? Did he bring the electric train, the baseball glove and bat? The ice skates…”
Mother: “Yes Johnny, Santa brought everything.”
Johnny: “Well, then who buys all the things in the stores?”

The will to live

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