A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day and the man looks over at his wife and says “Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom.
“Yes, I was right, your butt is 2″ wider than the barbecue!!!”
The woman chose to ignore her husband
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off, “What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers: “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie ?”
