This old guy is a right pain. He is always bragging about how fit he is, how young he is despite his years.
“Look at that!” he says to a group of younger oldies, patting a perfectly honed stomach, “100 sit ups a day gets me this – and I can still do them.”
“How do you keep so fit?” asks one of the group.
“I don’t smoke, don’t drink, never eat unhealthy processed foods or snacks, and I’ve never chased loose women! Tomorrow I’ll celebrate my 90th birthday.” With perfectly white teeth, glitteringly clear eyes and skin, he beams out at the assembled company.
One bored individual simply drawls out