In a small town there were three churches. Recently, the grounds had become overrun with squirrels. The three churches (Methodist, Presbyterian, and Catholic) decided to hold a small meeting regarding what they could do to get rid of the squirrels.
The Methodists show up and say “We’ve thought about it and if the grounds are housing squirrels, it must be God’s will so we’ve decided to just let them stay and not worry about it.”
The Presbytarians arrive and announce that they couldn’t bear to harm one of God’s creatures so a week ago they humanely captured them and set them free in a wooded area. “But” they state, “The squirrels have since returned.”
The spokesperson for the Catholic church stands up. “We came up with an excellent solution.”
Everyone stares at the Catholic questioningly. “We baptised and confirmed the squirrels and now we only see them on Christmas and Easter.”