Confessional

Confessional

Upon entering the confessional, a young woman admitted to the priest, “Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me … seven times!”

The priest thought long and hard, then said, “Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass, then drink it.”

“Will this cleanse me of my sins?” the young woman asked.

“No,” said the priest, “but it will wipe that smile off your face.”

The Awkward Customer

The Awkward Customer

Only three doors

Only three doors