A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put his hand on her back and he wanted her to say “Eighty-eight.”
“Eighty-eight,” she purred.
“Good. Now I’m going to put my hand on your throat and I want you to again say ‘Eighty-eight.’”
“Fine. Now I’m going to put my hand on your chest and I want you once more to say ‘Eighty-eight.’”
“One, two, three, four, five…”