Extra strong mint and Mars bar are having a drink in the pub. Extra strong mint says to Mars Bar, `I’m the hardest mint in town me. No one’s harder than me ‘.
With that, the bar doors swing open and in walks a Halls mint. Mars bar turns around and extra strong mint is quivering under the table. Mars bar says, `Hang on a minute, I thought you were the hardest mint in town? ‘.
Extra strong mint says, `I might be hard, but he’s menthal ‘