Everyone loves to eat. Breakfast, lunch, dinner – and oh yes, snacks. Frankly, if we could do nothing but eat all day everyday, we’d be two things: happy and also pleasantly plump. Fortunately, we know enough not to eat non-stop, but what we do want to do non-stop is laugh.
Thankfully, we’ve compiled the best food jokes this side of the grocery store for all those times you’re in between chewing and swallowing. Do us a favor, just wait until after you’ve swallowed to read these, because you’re definitely going to be laughing…and the last thing you’ll want is to spit your food all over the screen.
Cooking With Wine
I tried cooking with wine for the first time.
After five glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.